One of my all time favorite singer/song writers recorded a little ditty called "I've Been Everywhere" many years ago. It was not one of his mega hits, but the song told a story that we've largely lived over the past 13 months since hitting the road at the end of June 2013. So here's my take on that story as we've lived it.
We’ve been everywhere, man
We’ve been everywhere
Been to Burns, Boise,
Green River, Golden, Loveland
Waxed the floors with olive
oil in dad-burned Burns, man.
Boiling hot in Boise, bare-assed
gravel lot in Wyoming,
Finally got High on Rocky
Mountain air,
And loved that 4th
of July boy, our “Little Man”, man
Of travel, we’re just
getting going, man
First "Home Away from Home", Dakota Ridge RV Park, Golden, CO |
"Little Man" Arrives 7/4/13 |
Maroon Bells, Colorado Rockies |
We've been to Vail, Aspen, Fort Collins, Colorado Springs,
2 1/2 miles high on Pikes Peak, man!
Been to Rapid City, Sioux Falls,
Sharp right turn in Fargo,
and on to Be… midgi, Minnesota
Four presidents in
granite,
Badlands splendor, man
Crossed the baby Mississippi
in two bounds,
And we’re still going, man
Mt. Rushmore |
Badlands |
Over/Under
the thunderous spray, man
later the Adirondacks,
flap jacks, Cooperstown
Oregon's own Bobby Doerr in bronze,
And the "Hammer" on a wall,
And the "Hammer" on a wall,
We’ve
been everywhere man!
Niagara Falls in all its Splendor |
Hudson River in the Adirondacks |
Bobby Doerr, Jct City, OR resident, oldest living Hall of Famer |
We’ve been to Brattleboro, Bar Harbor,
Green
Mountains, White Mountains, Lobster Pounds,
And
we’re not talkin Dog Pounds here, man
Been
to Newbury, Salisbury, but not Beri Beri,
Boston, too, "marathon" travel goes on and on.
Been to Fall River, Portuguese spoken in the corner grocery,
Plymouth, non-descript "Rock" marks the spot
Boston, too, "marathon" travel goes on and on.
Been to Fall River, Portuguese spoken in the corner grocery,
Plymouth, non-descript "Rock" marks the spot
where Pilgrims landed; Are
you kidding, Man?
Yes, we've
been everywhere!
Maine Lobster from the local "Pound" |
Plylmouth Rock! Really?... Is that all there is? |
Fork in the road near Salisbury, MA, I think we took both |
We’ve been in the Biggest Apple of all,
Friends Connie and Addison
flying out to join us,
Central Park, Times
Square, Lost on the Subway,
Miss Liberty standing
proud on the Hudson, man
Been to Quakertown, Amish
Land,
Philly, Liberty Bell
signifying a Nations’ birth,
South Philly’s famous Cheese Steaks
and Vinyl Idols,
Oh yes, we’ve been
everywhere,
And still on the road,
man.
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My Kind of Place, South Philly |
South Philly Teen Idols, circa 50's & 60's |
Been to Mary Land, West Virginny,
O Hi O - Canton, Wooster, Xenia, Waynesville
Rolling hills, factory
smokestacks,
Kind of like Beauty and
the Beast, man,
Been to Kent State, "4 Dead in Ohio" back in the day.
Now Rollin thru Cincinatti, ball parks in a river row
Now Rollin thru Cincinatti, ball parks in a river row
Then Kentucky, and on to
Knoxville,
Wrong kind of Tigers
(Auburn)
In town to waste the Vols,
We’ve been everywhere, man
Amish buggy shares the road with school bus, Wooster, OH |
Kent State Memorial |
We’ve been to Nashville, NOT the live music capital,
That would be Austin still
down the road, man
Now Memphis “Blues”, Elvis'
Gracetown, and
Mississippi barge traffic
passing by,
Yes, we’ve been
everywhere, man
Been to Arkansas,
Oklahoma, Amarillo,
Amarillo? Are you kidding
me, again?
Winter closing in, racing
weather
Back to Colorado, man
Thanksgiving blessings,
family blessings
Little Man meets GG, and
Auntie Em
15 Below, what the Hell,
"Beauty and the Beast", redux,
"Beauty and the Beast", redux,
Oh yes, we’ve been
everywhere, man
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Thanksgiving - Great Grandmother, Mavis ("GG") meets Jonah |
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And Auntie Em meets "Little Man" as well |
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Sub Zero camping in Loveland, CO, Fall 2013 |
Been to Santa Fe,
Albuquerque, Flagstaff,
Down the big chute into
the
Phoenix Valley, man
Xmas delight lights at
Papago Park
With
daughter, Emily, of Auntie Em fame
We’ve been everywhere,
And we’re still going man
Been to Las Cruces, El Paso (yuck!),
Fredericksburg,
South Padre Island, Port Aransas,
Bertha riding high and
proud on beach sand,
Winter Texans we became
But time to move on, man
NowFlorida bound, Chattahoochie,
Homosassa, Tampa Bay -
Gulf Coast Wanderings,
Watched old Willie who's still “On the
Road”
Yes, he’s been everywhere too, man
And off we go to Disney
World thrill rides,
We’ve been everywhere, man
That’s the oldest city in
the USA, man
Now cruising to the
Bahamas,
Oh man, Ship almost left us there,
And on up the Atlantic to
Savannah, Charleston,
Raul and the Mavericks rockin' the house.
We’ve been everywhere, man
We’ve been everywhere, man
Cruise ship fills the horizon at Pt. Canaveral |
So Close yet so far - We had 5 mins. to get back to our cruise ship |
Open air dining in old town Charleston |
Mavericks rock the house in Charleston, SC |
Been to Pine Mountain, Monticello,
Aniston, Tuscaloosa, small town bliss with
Catfish food wagon, man.
And then Biloxi
resiliency,
Katrina, you can’t bring them down that easy,
White sand beaches, in Seafood
heaven.
Yes, we’re been
everywhere, and still goin, man
Weekend food cart in Monticello, MS |
A floating casino in Biloxi, wasted by "Katrina" |
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Wood carvings from trees leveled by Katrina |
Oysters grilled 4 ways! |
Biloxi's beautiful white sand beach |
Spring “time out” for Phoenix, golf, baseball and family,
Not necessarily in that
order, man,
Now a quick trip home, to
say goodbye to dear Mom,
And say hello to old friends;
big thanks to
Addison and Connie for putting me up
Addison and Connie for putting me up
Then back to Biloxi, but
soon on to Loo Eez Ee Anna, man,
Who's in charge here? Jonah helps his Daddy with the LPGA tournament |
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Jonah's first spring training game "This is fun, are the Cubbies winning?... okay, well a little water from Mommy helps soothe the disappointment" |
Jonah and Trevor bond over breakfast! |
Been to Breaux Bridge,
Lafayette, the Big Easy, Lake Charles, Mamou
Hello again to the
Manleys, Bourbon Street calls,
But are we too old for all
this debauchery?
Now let’s talk Poche’s
FishNCamp,"Boo dayn"
Gumbo, Etoufee, Fried
Alligator, Music Fests, Crawfish boils,
And swamp tours, with
alligators not so ready to be fried, man
Saturday morning Cajun
music at Fred’s (“Allans Danser”)
Sat. morning at Fred's, Mamou \ |
Hanging with Connie and Addison at Poche's |
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Hungry gator checking out the tourists during Bayou tour |
nightcrawlers on one refirgerator shelf, boudin sausage on the other, Ah yes, rural Louisiana! |
Been to San Marcos, Austin, Fredericksburg, Luckenbach
Johnny singing the blues
in South Austin (the real live music capital),
Chris doing his thing in
Luckenbach,
Barbeque trail goes through Lockhart, Luling,
Everywhere slow,
wood-smoked meats are served
On butcher paper, sauce
and utensils optional, or not supplied.
It’s Texas heaven, unlike
Amarillo or El Paso
Okay, we’ve been
everywhere, the yin and yang of Texas, man.
Bluesman Johnny Nicholas at Saxon Pub, S. Austin |
Time out again for Eugene, man
Reunion with friends and family
At Mom’s memorial service in Salem
But Texas calls, so off we go again,
To the great (?) Midwest
We’ve been to Wichita, Okie City,
Des Moines, Stockton, Annapolis, and Altoona.
We’ve been Everywhere, Man!Gathering at Mom's memorial service, Salem, OR, June 2014 |
Des Moines Farmer's Market - Jonah in familiar arms! |
Cooling off in the Missouri Ozarks |
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And not a single funnel cloud has found us, man
Now it’s Galena, as pretty
an old town as can be found,
Wisconsin marks number 50 for me;
now let’s go to
Dubuque, Omaha, Grand
Island, and on to Colorado, man.
Back to Golden,
Louisville, 4th of July 2014,
And “Little Man’s” First
(birthday),
What a treat, man.
Yes, we’ve been
everywhere.
Been to Cheyenne, Casper, Buffalo, Sheridan,
Now Garryowen and Little Big Horn,
that was "Long Hair's" Last Stand, man.
Been to Billings, Bozeman, Butte and Missoula,
Couer d' Alane, Spokane, Prosser, Yakama reservation,
Galena, IL |
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Now, I've been to all 50! |
Jonah and friends celebrate Big Numero Uno! |
1 year old Jonah gets down to business |
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One more birthday to celebrate, July 24th, Louisville, CO |
Been to Cheyenne, Casper, Buffalo, Sheridan,
Now Garryowen and Little Big Horn,
that was "Long Hair's" Last Stand, man.
Been to Billings, Bozeman, Butte and Missoula,
Couer d' Alane, Spokane, Prosser, Yakama reservation,
Yes, we've been everywhere,
We've been to the Dalles, Hood River, Cascade Locks, Troutdale,
Been through West Linn, Wilsonville, Woodburn
Salem, Albany, Coburg, and on to Eugene.
Now we're home, if just for a little while!
We HAVE been everywhere, man!
Thanks, JR Cash. And a much bigger thanks to Lanie for putting up with me on the road for so long. Together, we've endured (among other annoyances) broken trailer jacks, blown and flat tires, a handful of tornado watches/warnings; but have also enjoyed some quality family and friend time, wonderful scenery, cities and towns of all sizes, and great food and drink everywhere; while traveling all over the USA and parts of Canada. And we'll be heading out soon to do it all over again. All together now (Willie cutting in here), "On the Road Again...."
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A Fallen "Native American" at Little Big Horn |
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Little Big Horn Montana; Custer's (and Sitting Bulls') Last Stands! |
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Big Sky Country, Western Montana |
We've been to the Dalles, Hood River, Cascade Locks, Troutdale,
Been through West Linn, Wilsonville, Woodburn
Salem, Albany, Coburg, and on to Eugene.
Now we're home, if just for a little while!
We HAVE been everywhere, man!
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Back Home Again, July 31, 2014 |
Thanks, JR Cash. And a much bigger thanks to Lanie for putting up with me on the road for so long. Together, we've endured (among other annoyances) broken trailer jacks, blown and flat tires, a handful of tornado watches/warnings; but have also enjoyed some quality family and friend time, wonderful scenery, cities and towns of all sizes, and great food and drink everywhere; while traveling all over the USA and parts of Canada. And we'll be heading out soon to do it all over again. All together now (Willie cutting in here), "On the Road Again...."
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One Big Reason to Head back to Colorado Soon |
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The map on the side of our "5th" had just 5 stickers, all Western States, BEFORE we began our retirement travels |